Double Blast by Gretchen Archer
Author:Gretchen Archer
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Live Lucky Publishing
Published: 2024-05-21T00:00:00+00:00
SIXTEEN
We slept all over my parentsâ house.
Meredith had seven bedrooms in the antebellum our father was born in, but no one wanted to bother her. So we stayed put and made do. The children were in my old bedroom. No Hair was assigned to Meredithâs old room. Fantasy got the velvet settee in the dining room, just a buffet sideboard away from Whiskeyâs den sofa, and the narrow settee wasnât particularly suitable for sitting. Much less sleeping. Not to mention Fantasy had legs out to there. Bradley and I took my parentsâ room, but when I tiptoed in, the bed was empty. I eased the door open to my old bedroom and found him asleep in my old twin bed, with Bex and Quinn in the other, and the baby softly sleeping in his Pack ân Play. The light from the hall through the cracked door fell on my husbandâs troubled face but didnât wake him. I quietly closed the door and tiptoed back down the stairs to the kitchen in search of a cracker. Or a crumb of a cracker. Because had I been a food journal person, Iâd have logged endless cups of coffee, two bites of Quinnâs Froot Loops, and half a bottle of Booneâs Farm Fuzzy Navel for the entire day. I was starving. I didnât find a cracker, but I did find Fantasy.
I sat in my fatherâs chair, mostly because she was in mine. âCanât sleep?â
âCould you sleep on a concrete slab a foot shorter than you that was ten feet from Whiskey?â
âI doubt it.â
âTrust me, you couldnât. Because slab of concrete aside, Motormouth talks in his sleep.â
âOh, really?â I noticed that most of her animosity aimed directly at me earlier in the evening was gone. She was still a little chilly, but I also noticed a warm red glow in the middle of the oven panel. I knew the red glow. It meant the oven was preheating. âWhatâs he saying?â
âNothing decipherable. Lone odd words.â
The only light on in the kitchen was the nightlight above the stove. It shined a spotlight on a square Pyrex dish wrapped in a mile of foil sitting atop a cookie sheet. Fantasy had pulled something from the freezer.
âLike old crossword puzzle words,â she said. âI heard what sounded like pill garlic several times. Do you think thatâs garlic in pill form?â
âI bet he was saying pilgarlic. It sounds the same but itâs one word. And I think it means bald,â I said. âHe was probably sleep talking about No Hair. Whatâs in the dish?â
As if on cue, the oven dinged readiness.
She did the honors.
After trapping the Pyrex in the oven, she said, âKing Ranch Chicken.â
âWhich is delicious. How long?â
âRight now, itâs a frozen brick.â She sat back down. âWhat do you think? Forty-five minutes?â
âWhat do you want to do for the next forty-five minutes?â
âWhat do I want to do?â She tapped her chin and studied the ceiling. âFind a car. Sneak home to see Reggie and the boys before I turn myself in tomorrow.
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